Tallulah is a family name.
Grandmother goes by Tut, I prefer Tulles.
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28 ways to make meetings more interesting
1. Discreetly clasp hold of someone’s hand and whisper: “can you feel it?” from the corner of your mouth.
2. Draw enormous genitalia on your notepad and discreetly show it to the person next to you for their approval.
3. When refreshments are presented, immediately distribute one biscuit to each of the attendees, then systematically smash each one with your fist in front of them.
And 25 more:
28 ways to make meetings more interesting » The Guardian
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I haven’t had to sit in boring meetings since I left my mind-numbing job two years ago, but I would have loved to give these a whirl. Numbers 10, 11, and 18 are especially good.
(via chels)Shave one forearm.
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My favorite.
Yes! So lovely for the late night wind-down… Also try Tazo Rest ”A lulling blend of rose petals, valerian root & citrusy herbs.” (In other news: Holy teabag, there’s a site that reviews teas called Steepster??!)
YES!
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Quand vous besoin une petite machine à écrire Hermes
Because don’t we all need a little baby Hermes typewriter?
5 days ago
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OK, so, I went to a Janes Addiction concert in 1997…
This is how it all starts.Cuss you.
People have a lot of insults for one another based on naming conventions for human genitalia.
Why, cause that’s gross?
Feet are gross too. And long straggly hair and dirty fingernails.
Stop being mean to your private parts. Sexuality is good. The end.
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I loved her. Everything about her. I loved her carefree smile, her sarcastic comments, and her laugh. I loved the way the wind blew her messy dark hair when we’re at the park. I loved when she cried whenever we watched a movie. I loved her brown eyes, even when they were blazing and especially when they were warm. I loved when she looked so soft and vulnerable when I kissed her, her tough facade fading. I loved the feel it gave me whenever I hugged her. It was like she was born to fit in my arms.
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